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Joke of the Day

"If a seagull lives by the sea... If a seagull lives by the sea, what do you call a bird that lives by the bay? A Bay Gull"

"Define ""Countryside"". The murder of Piers Morgan (Credit to the always amazing Stephen Fry.)"

"How do you make a cat go ""meow""? Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw."

"Did you hear about the idiot who had a new bath put in? The plumber said ""Would you like a plug for it?"" The idiot replied ""Oh I didn't know it was electric."""

"I ducked into a crowd of guys bro hugging as they left the bar, they didn't notice the stranger in their midst and I'm feeling so loved rn."

"New definition of punishment When you get to a reddit thread after all the puns have been taken."

"How do you know your friend has been at the gym? Don't worry, he'll tell you."

"Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he felt funny. (I can't take credit for this joke, my boss's 8y/o son came up with it.)"

"I'm such a funny guy that everybody laughs at me. My life is a meme :')"

"""We choose to go to the moon not because it is easy... ...but because it is cheesy."""