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Joke of the Day

"Celebrating Good Friday by honoring Jesus aka doing the same thing he did today and hanging with my Bros."

"Floody hell! If this continues they'll have to rename it the Eiffel beacon."

"What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet? Tony."

"Did you hear the one about the man who was run over by a Nissan? He had to pay the altamate price."

"What serious crime has Michelle Obama done? Fucking a monkey! Beastiality is still illegal in most states!"

"MOM: You give that back to him, mister ME: Ok mom MOM: and what do we say now? ME: *climbing off unicycle* sorry I tried to steal your girl"

"What do colleges and penises have in common? They're both long and hard, unless you're Asian."

"I'm terrible at directions Fuck me, left!"

"What do you call a quadriplegic time traveler? Marty Mcsit"

"What is a 6.9? A great thing ruined by a period."