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Joke of the Day
"Who does a dead pharaoh talk to? His mummy."
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"""Whoa nice car"" Thanks. I dropped 40K on a new set of wheels [whispers to friend] ""What kind of idiot spends $40,000 on tires"""
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"A midget walked into a bar I guess it was set too low."
"Where do you find an enlightened mosquito? In Bhuddapest"
"Other than THAT Ms. Lincoln, how was the play?"
"If you love someone, set them free. When they come back, because they will, make sure you are extremely happy with someone better looking."
"Boy says this to girl Boy: No word can describe how beautiful you are Girl: Awwwww Boy: But a number can, 2/10"
"Racism is 1/10 But it's 7/10 with Tamir Rice"
"What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife? Let's grow MOLD together!"