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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend's plastic fork broke while she was eating earlier.... ....Just a tine-y bit. (i was so proud of myself but no one else laughed as much as I did )"

"Sorry I can't attend your Facebook event, I'll be busy throwing myself off a cliff that day."

"[on a speed date] *2 min long fart* ""It was nice meeting you."""

"Mexicans won't get this Rights."

"Nothing embarrasses a psychic more than a surprise party."

"""how would you like your steak prepared?"" i'd like the chefs to work together and try their best and most of all have fun"

"Congratulations, If you press the elevator button three times it goes into hurry mode really..."

"Why couldn't the snowman spend his money? Cause his assets were frozen."

"They say us men all think with our dicks... but all I want is a woman who will blow my mind."

"If anything is possible, is it possible for something to be impossible?"