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Joke of the Day
"I can turn water into Kool-Aid. Your move Jesus."
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"""Don't tell anyone"" = ""Tell 10 people you trust"" right?"
"What is a vampire's favourite soup ? Scream of mushroom !"
"This soup tastes funny Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny. Waiter: Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?"
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"Did you hear the one about the three holes in the ground? Well, well, well..."