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Joke of the Day
"Why don't cannibals have dogs? Because you're not supposed to feed them people food."
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"a man walked into a bar nd he asked for a drink of whiskey and da barman sed, ""do u want whiskey or whisky?"" nd da man sed, ""i dont hear da diffrence!!!!"""
"What do you call a black man that flies planes? A pilot, you racist."
"So my dad was all ""stop eating my pills"" and then I was like ""stop melting into the floor and spinning multi colored webs you talking lamp"""
"How are buttsex and asparagus the same? If you're forced to have it as a child, you won't enjoy it as an adult."
"All these phone companies advertising for ""More lines, more savings!"" But when I do more lines my savings go to shit."
"Did you hear about the Oklahoma idiot who married an American Indian? They had a baby and wanted to name it to reflect both races. So they called it Running Dummy."
"How do British people explain a period..? Bloody Hell"
"DO NOT expect a ""Bless You"" after your 3rd sneeze. Get that shit under control."
"An officer pulled me over for driving erratically, but it was because some bees had gotten into my car. He must have thought I was buzzed."