110084
Joke of the Day
"If Trump wins on Nov. 8th.... will his wife be called ""The Third Lady""?"
Next Joke
"I spent 8 hours on my Math book yesterday Gotta admit , i slept pretty peacefully"
"Hi, I'd like a salamus sandwich, please. ""You mean salami?"" No, just a single salamus. ""People who make Latin jokes are a bunch of ani."""
"the divorce rate among my socks is astonishing"
"What do you can an agent orange attack on Bangkok? Thai die."
"Ke$ha is what all drunk white girls look like to drunk black dudes."
"What time is it when you sit on a pin? Spring time."
"95% of pet ownership is just saying ""hello"" to them in various tones."
"So, I told a girl ""send boobs""... ...and she sent me a topless of her, 8 years old, at a beach. Girls are really losing it, man. Year-old picture?!"
"What did the blind man say as he passed the fish market? HEYYY LAAADIESS"