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Joke of the Day
"""Don't tell anyone"" = ""Tell 10 people you trust"" right?"
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"Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around."
"I went to the local buy and sell to see if there were any cool old jack in the boxes. But nothing jumped out at me."
"Don't apologize because you haven't tweeted in a while. No one cared."
"What do you call an Asexual who tries to be hetero? an Ace in the Hole."
"I'm scared of the pesticides on this produce, so I guess I'll run them under cold water for half a second"
"Kim Jong Un's fat could be evenly distributed among his people so that all are well fed :/"
"What do u call a soda that has eyes A fanta see. It never happens"
"Did you hear about Prince? He died."
"I couldn't finish my dinner , so the waitress asked me: ""do you wana box for that ?"" I responded "" no , but i'll arm wrestle you for it """