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Joke of the Day

"NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars Early pictures show no sign of ESPN, beer, or porn. This should be sufficient proof that men aren't from Mars."

"What's the worse part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair"

"A man said to me, ""Man, I was so wasted last night I went home and blew chunks!"" I said, ""most people are sick after drinking too much."" ""No, you don't understand."" he replied. ""Chunks is my pitbull."""

"My wife has a seashell tattooed on the inside of her leg if you lay your ear on it, you smell the sea"

"If you're black and you know it.... drop that T.V.!"

"Do you know whats really odd? Numbers not divisible by 2."

"Girl are you a school? Because I wanna shoot some kids in you"

"One liner So two law students walk into a bar"

"I can swallow a rope and poop out a lasso I shit you knot."

"I've been divorced so long I've almost forgotten how to clear a computer history."