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Joke of the Day

"If a cougar is a woman who likes younger boys... then a man who likes younger boys must be a Nittany lion!"

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"I just gave my new secretary a sexy dress for her first week's salary. Next week, I'm going to raise her salary."
"If Bernie hates the 1%... why is it that only they vote for him?"
"i'm a homewrecker in the sense that i got sick out both ends in the attic and it soaked through the ceiling in 3 different rooms"
"Two translators are on a sinking ship... The first says: ""Do you know how to swim?"" The second says: ""No but I can shout for help in 19 different languages"""
"You'd think that atoms bonding with other atoms would mean they're being friendly, but really they steal each other's electrons. How ionic."
"Eternity The time between when you cum and she leaves."
"If you roll out your chapstick more than an inch, I'll see you in court."
"Banana vs Vibrator"
"What is the difference between a drug pusher and a prostitute? A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again."
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