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Joke of the Day

"Shout out to the top 5 phones, mega, micro, smart, speaker and get off the damn."

"What's the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a tree? My dick."

"The two year anniversary of Fred Phelps death was on Saturday. I hope no one made any tasteless jokes about his passing. After all, God hates gags."

"Some girls are like community colleges... Even if you're not the smartest guy, you probably still get in."

"One farmer says to another farmer... ""You can get more sales out of your crops by canning."" The second farmer looks and says, ""I know, I can. I can."""

"Use Angie's List if you want a plumber to come over. Use Craigslist if you want that plumber to come over with no pants."

"NASA claims that they've just discovered blood sucking bugs on the moon. They're a bunch of lunatics."

"Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States? Because Missouri loves company"

"Where'd I drop my waffle? At the beach in San Diego."

"Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he's a fungi."