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Joke of the Day

"Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he's a fungi."

"Serval Psychological Studies Show People are so Accustomed to Cat Humour on the Internet... That They Completely Miss Cat Puns in Thread Titles."

"What vehicle do bicycle riders take to the hospital? An Ambulance Armstrong"

"Why didn't the life guard save the hippy? He was too far out, man"

"Throwing acid is wrong... in some people's eyes."

"I hope my memory foam mattress doesn't remember the man in my bed last night and tell my boyfriend."

"Scientists are dumb. A meteor didn't kill the dinosaurs. I've been to the museum. It's obvious they starved to death."

"The Little Mermaid (1989) The story of a girl who realizes that she should change EVERYTHING about herself to land a good man..."

"Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic."

"I tried going outside today as a gamer Holy shit 4K RES and 120 FPS. Best quality ever. 10/10 will play again."