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Joke of the Day

"What's the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a tree? My dick."

"Cop: Know why I stopped you? You didn't, the brakes did. Cop: But do you know why? Cuz I pressed the pedal with my foot? Cop: Get out."

"This is Major Tom to Ground Control. This protocol is bad. Why is it we are singing to each other? It's no wonder our funding has gone away."

"If you think Special K is boring, wait till you try Normal K."

"Why are all blond jokes 1 liners... So men can understand them too!"

"I can tell by the way you keep snapping your gum in my ear that you really don't value your life at all."

"What do children in north korea study for a science? Kimistry"

"How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a light bulb? I have no idea. I did hire four prostitutes once, but we did other stuff."

"How do you circumcise a hillbilly? You kick his sister in the chin"

"What do kids eat for breakfast? Yogoat"