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Joke of the Day

"Did you guys ever hear my joke about Ebola virus? It's a gut buster!"

"What's the difference between a woman and a computer? A computer accepts a 3.5 in. floppy."

"I only use them to look at women, so I like to call them heteronoculars."

"I have a Punjabi friend He Singhs very well"

"I had sex in French class once. She was on *la verge* of cumming."

"Chemistry, ok. But soulmates? You'd think if our spirits were perfectly matched, they'd be comfortable at the same thermostat setting."

"Short self made joke, pretty offensive. Did you hear about the cannibal who is a vegetarian? Yea, he only eats vegetables."

"I tell all the girls I chat to that I last ages in bed. It sounds better than telling them I'm on the dole, and don't get up until lunchtime."

"My Welsh Friend I asked my welsh mate how many sexual partners he had had, but I never got to find out. Everytime he tried counting them he fell asleep."

"Every man's dream is to wake up with two women in bed. One saying ""good morning honey"" and the other ""good morning daddy""."