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Joke of the Day
"Despite how vital drinking water is.... I always turn my nose up at it."
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"Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning? Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !"
"Yo mama so fat ...I find myself attracted to her in a very sexual way. Is she seeing anyone?"
"How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path."
"Nothing better than experiencing the majesty and wonder of the great outdoors on a really good television."
"Two Nuns walking down the street...when a streaker.. Two Nuns walking down the street... when a streaker runs past, one of them had a stroke..........the other couldn't reach..."
"Facebook is a big party where the host is in a back room going through all the coats."
"*middle of an argument* Me-There are so many great things to do with a human mouth... ...why waste it on talking. Friend- like what? Me- Motor boating "
"Whenever i have a headache,i take two asprins and keep away the children,like the bottle says"
"I got my priest to stop hitting on me. I introduced him to my little brother."