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Joke of the Day
"What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia!"
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"What is a poet's favorite legume? Rhyma-beans!"
"Batman: *puts on glasses* Hey do I still look like Bruce Wayne? Superman: Um obviously. Batman: Think about that for a second."
"Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost."
"Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes."
"There were plenty of lookers-on but no witnesses. "
"Why did the cows return to the marijuana field? It was the pot calling the cattle back."
"When the moon hits your eye... When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's amore. When you swim in a creek and an eel bites your cheek that's a moray."
"Sorry if long post, but definitely worth the read 10 million years TL;DR 10 million years"
"I'm certainly no authority, but if you want to avoid the muffin top you probably shouldn't put size 8 jeans on a size 12 girl."