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Joke of the Day

"I'm moving to Ottawa and opening a gym. I'm gonna call it Capital Gainz."

"What is the average temperature of a Tonton? Lukewarm"

"What do you call a salty white person? A saltine."

"I believe in a woman's right to choose, except when it comes to picking what movie we should watch tonight."

"[doctor walks in] there's no easy way to say this. you have [looks at clipboard] cat...cat erects? cat or racks? Sorry. I'm new."

"Young boy at christmas : haha I got more presents then you !! Sister replied : Haha ! At least I dont have AIDS XD"

"How does the farmer count up his cows? ...with a cowculator."

"Adel and Lionel Richie... Adel and Lionel Ritchie met at the Grammys last weekend. All they said was ""Hello"""

"What's so good about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them."

"In Harry Potter I wonder if Sirius Black's middle name is Lee..."