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Joke of the Day

"A suicide bomber walks into a bar But he doesn't blow up, because it's an Allahu snack bar."

"My New Years Resolution 4K"

"I had a conversation with a Mobius strip... It was one-sided."

"Accidentally fell asleep smoking an e-cigarette and when I woke up my whole house was on the internet."

"Did you hear that HIV isn't spread by a virus? Yeah, it's spread by a fun guy"

"Blowjobs after marriage... Is sad joke."

"What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest? Alien vs. Predator"

"*Interrogation room w/ murderer* I'd start talking, my partner isn't so nice... *From under the table I raise a puppet dressed as a cop*"

"Patriots new theme song [could it be anything else?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uuzmub5PXNQ)"

"""Mom, I'm sorry I'm not a doctor."" -Me ""It's okay if you're not a doctor, or anything else."" -Mom So true, much wow, no shock."