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Joke of the Day

"I never thought I'd be drowning in a river. I think I was in the Nile"

"The three rules about procrastination. 1. 2."

"Whats the difference between children and lesbians? Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs."

"What did the baby computer say to his father? Data!"

"My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs.. I've been his customer for 6 years. I had no idea he was a barber."

"How do you kill a circus? Go for the juggler..."

"Those luxury car ads with a sexy couple zigzagging through the hills should really end with the passenger puking on the side of the road."

"Leonardo DiCaprisun"

"Do you ever look at your own ass and ask yourself ""What the hell is going on?"" -- Balaam son of Beor"

"I was involved in quite a violent mugging the other day. On the plus side I made a few bucks."