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Joke of the Day
"I never thought I'd be drowning in a river. I think I was in the Nile"
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"No sin mi supervision Jaimito Mama mama! Puedo usar el coche? -No sin mi supervision Jaimito! -Ui perdon por no tener superpoderes como tu!! jajaja"
"Sure I'll send you a shirtless selfie. Just let me work out for 6 months real quick."
"What is red and dangerous ? Strawberry and tarantula jelly !"
"Q: What does a cat sleep on? A: A caterpillow."
"Gasping for air while saying ""Oh. My. God."" as a waiter brings you dessert makes you look like a big fat fuck."
"What do you call an elite team of crime solving tree surgeons? Special branch."
"Say whatever you want about pedophiles... ..but at least they slow down in school zones..."
"Why are jewish people's noses so big Because air is free"
"where does a queer download his illegal software from? pirategay"