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Joke of the Day

"How does Bob Marley like his donuts? Preferably not dead from cancer."

"Before tea-baggers, there were two-baggers. Two-bagger: a woman so ugly you wouldn't do her unless she had two bags over her head, in case one tore."

"Whats the Diffrence Between Hitler and Usain Bolt? One can acctualy finish a race"

"Knock Knock Who's there? Allah Allah who? *Boom*"

"Can you imagine how fast those clowns who make balloon animals can roll a joint."

"What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry? Jesus in a submarine."

"Yoga bends. Yoga stretches. Yoga realizes is out of shape. Yoga pants."

"How are martinis like breasts? They are better shaken, not stirred. I usually have one in my hand. One is too few and three are two many."

"I slept on the sofa last night which is weird because I'm not even married."

"Corny Japanese Cartoons Ani-maize ...I'll leave now."