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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there? Allah Allah who? *Boom*"

"Why is C afraid of every other letter in the alphabet? Because they are not Cs."

"I accidentally hit a little kid with my car. It wasn't serious. Nobody saw me. Anthony Jeselnik."

"A robber runs out of a store with a stolen TV. The blonde cashier runs after him yelling, ""Wait, you forgot the remote!"""

"Why aren't anal sex jokes funny? Because they tend to be inside jokes."

"I did a theatrical performance on puns... It was a play on words. I'll let myself out."

"They're not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because they're long enough already."

"All you people who chose ""The Real"" or ""Official"" before your Twitter handle really thought ahead of the game there. Well done, guys."

"[nsfw] What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees."

"How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb? One...but it takes him 27 tries"