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Joke of the Day
"What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job? ""My career is in Jeopardy!"""
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"Q: What did the Indian say to the white woman when she tied his penis in a knot? A: ""How Come?"""
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"When you see a girl who was hot in high school, but a decade later she's not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-RfZDiayDI"
"What's the proper salutation to use when writing a resignation letter to your children?"
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"Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle? To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs."