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Joke of the Day
"What's the proper salutation to use when writing a resignation letter to your children?"
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"one of the tvs at this bar is showing hockey and the other is showing an infomercial for a blender and more people are watching the blender"
"What's the definition of a cannibal? Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!"
"What's a hippies favourite food? Peas, man."
"I bet other balls don't like Wiffle Balls because of their holier than thou attitude."
"I think walking in on my parents having sex would be less awkward than standing over your shoulder while you show me a YouTube video."
"What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common? Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base."
"After having Chinese food, my cookie was missing the piece of paper on the inside! It was unfortunate."
"What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago? Reddit Old"
"""yo Adam, Eve, don't eat from that tree ok?"" ""Why God?"" ""CUZ I INSTALLED THIS SWEET BURGER KING BRO"" ""AW HELL YEAH"" *God & Adam chest bump*"