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Joke of the Day
"We're supposed to get snow, But right now it's still up in the air."
Next Joke
"Adult: Someone who has stopped growing at both ends and now grows in the middle."
"Wanna hear a good pizza joke? Never mind, its too cheesy."
"What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye matey"
"I like to make a guy feel welcome in the morning by surrounding him with stuffed animals while he sleeps."
"Make love not war... Or do both - get married."
"How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It isn't hard."
"I could be the next American Idol!! If they could just let me bring my shower on stage..."
"I wish my wife was better in bed. <sighs> <disables autocorrect> I wish my WiFi was better in bed."
"Girls that are 16 and pregnant may look stupid now.. But their kids will move out when they are 34."