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Joke of the Day

"When you see a girl who was hot in high school, but a decade later she's not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-RfZDiayDI"

"Mr. Trump, who's your Secretary of State? TRUMP: To deal with China, one that speaks Mandarin [remembers to appeal to women] or Womandarin"

"An Asian, a black guy and a Jew walk into a bar.. bartender says, ""Get the fuck out of here"""

"If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents."

"What do you put on big rusty boobs? Double D 40"

"Reddit you say? Yeah, I redd-about-it. *rimshot* PS: Sorry for subjecting you to this horrible fucking joke."

"God wouldn't have made children so short if he didn't want you to fart in their faces."

"What music do they play in a mexican bathroom? Earth wind and fire"

"Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom."

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? They don't. They arrest it for being broke and they beat the room for being black."