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Joke of the Day
"What does Tony Stark call his semen? Pepper spray"
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"What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ? It eggs-plodes !"
"People ranked their favorite meats...but the survey was flawed and inconsequential. The steaks weren't very high"
"My girlfriend is the squareroot of -100. She's a 10, but it sucks because she's imaginary."
"""You can't build your own man."" They told me. But they underestimate my low standards. And my shopping cart full of luncheon meats."
"So, it's now officially a week after the Super Bowl, can we please stop with the Super Bowl jokes? They're going right over my head."
"Did you hear about the leper hockey game? There was a face off in the corner."
"Miracle - something that only happens when I am not around I have that feeling that miracle is something that never happens around me or with me... does it happens with you????"
"A married couple were fighting... ...when they drove past a farm full of pigs. The husband then asked his wife, ""Family of yours?"" The wife looked at the pigs, then replied, ""Yea, in-laws."""
"Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches."