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Joke of the Day
"See these bags under my eyes? They're Prada."
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"I love dead baby jokes ..they never grow old."
"So Paul Walker has died.... Bringing to an end the Fast and Furious Saga - they have however, introduced a new series - The Slow and Decomposing too soon?"
"*camera pans to a pair of sneakers hanging over a power line* *Sean Connery takes a long drag of his cigarette* ""It was a... shoeishide"""
"What do beekeepers say when they go to work? ""Alright, let's get down to beeswax!"""
"Robot Nerves Why are robots never afraid? Because they have nerves of steel"
"Inception (2010) - Five men and one woman plot to nap on a plane."
"Why is the ocean always salty? Because the land never waves back."
"The best advice I can give to Black Friday shoppers is to come early and take a shit by the door so everyone tracks it in."
"What would we get if we'd cross one nigger and octopus? I have no idea, but it picks cotton like crazy."