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Joke of the Day

"people say Einstein dropped out of school and still was a genius but he didn't drop out to drink fireball and start a band this is important"

"What's the worst part of being a paedophile? It's hard to fit in."

"[BDSM] I accidentally flogged another dominatrix's client Oops, wrong sub"

"What did the 3 holes in the ground say? Well, well, well"

"Just wrote ""58008"" on my calculator app and when I turned it upside-down, it auto-orientated back to the right way up. I hate the future."

"I only had a few friends before I got on Twitter. Now I don't have any."

"What do you call an actor who converts to Judaism? A Christian bail."

"Can't wait till bin Laden slips up and checks-in on Foursquare."

"Be like Bro This is Bro. Bro gets F'e in all Subject, Bro Knows F means Fantastic or Fabulous. Bro think he's the best student in the world, Bro is happy with his gread, Be like Bro"

"What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog? I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir."