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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend likes to get f**ked in the ear Every time I try to stick my dick in her mouth she turns her head!"

"I sell property based in vietnam after WWII, people tell me i fucked up everyone there in the 60s My name is agent orange"

"Conan: The US is on pace 2 b the world's largest producer of oil. So if history has taught us anything, the US will soon be invading the US."

"What's the difference between anal sex and an oven? The oven doesn't fart when you take the meat out."

"I love the smell of my F5 key It's so refreshing"

"If you live to be 100, you should make up some fake reason why, just to fuck with people... like claim you ate a pinecone every single day."

"Pull the pin out of a grenade... and you can keep it for the rest of your life."

"My wife said that if anything ever happened to her, she'd want me to meet someone new. Apparently, getting stuck in traffic doesn't count as ""anything""."

"Some say English is tough... Some say English is tough, it can be understood through thorough thought though."

"I farted in my wallet now i have gas money."