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Joke of the Day

"Some say English is tough... Some say English is tough, it can be understood through thorough thought though."

"Coffee, Chocolate, Men. Some things are just better rich."

"I get it ladies, I had abs before I had kids too."

"A wolf in a river didn't know w(h)ere it was, so it how-led and an owl ""who'd"" back. The wolf replied ""What?"""

"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a ternary joke."

"My mom always said to wash the food before eating it She was a great woman. Not so her sandwiches."

"Germans - they're great people, if you give them their dues. (Hint: say it out loud.)"

"What's the same about nail care and black people? They're both manicures"

"I like my women how I like my microwaved food. Hot as hell on the outside and cold as ice on the inside."

"Never trust your kids. You know who their parents are."