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Joke of the Day

"I sell property based in vietnam after WWII, people tell me i fucked up everyone there in the 60s My name is agent orange"

"A blind man walks into a bar And a Table. And a Chair."

"To my American friends: On Sunday, don't forget to set your clocks back one hour. On Tuesday, try not to set your country back 50 years."

"If i could give any advice to hitler... Auschwitz should have been the first thing you made."

"To where going Batman running fast? To the Bathroom"

"Why did the snowman start smiling Because he saw the snow blower coming"

"I once told a guy I was going to attack him with the neck of a guitar... The guy said, ""IS THAT A FRET?"""

"So I was fucking this guy in the ass..... ... and I reached around and he had a boner. Do you think he's gay?"

"Why don't Raggedy Ann & Andy have any children? Cotton balls"

"Why do hunters make good lovers? 1. They always go deep in the bush. 2. They shoot often. 3. They always eat what they shoot."