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Joke of the Day

"I love the smell of my F5 key It's so refreshing"

"Why didn't the oyster give to charity? He was shellfish."

"Can anyone help me load Angry Birds on my PalmPilot? If so hit me up on my pager..."

"How do we know God likes condoms? Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure"

"What's the difference between a Genealogist and a gynecologist? A genealogist looks up your family tree. A gynecologist looks up your family bush."

"Am I the only one who wants to write ""Over"" at the end of my tweets? Over."

"Meek Mill's diss track walks into a bar... Bartender takes one look at 'em and says, ""We don't serve trash."""

"In most conversations, my face is basically a red battery logo with 10% written next to it."

"I think my parents should have named me Winter So that every time I'm having sex with my girlfriend, I could shout 'Brace yourselves! Winter is coming!'"

"I just had a phone call saying I'd won 250 cash or two tickets to an Elvis tribute night. It said Press 1 for the money or 2 for the show......"