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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Optomitrist who is very highly thought of in his community? Respectacle"
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"One women's ""oh hell no that's gross"" is another women's ""oh please do that again""."
"Build a man a fire and he will be warm for one day Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life"
"Every time the grocery baggers ask if I want help to my car, I feel like telling them yes and climbing in the cart."
"Why do black people have red eyes after sexual intercourse? Because of the pepper spray."
"Why is your nose in the middle of your face? It's the scenter."
"What's the best thing about sleeping with twenty two year old's? There is twenty of them."
"Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying? A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this one."
"Two deer walk out of a gay bar... And one turns to the other and says ""Dude, I can't believe I blew thirty bucks in there"""
"All it takes is 10 minutes without electricity to prove my total uselessness as a person."