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Joke of the Day
"Why is your nose in the middle of your face? It's the scenter."
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"What does a Gynecologist and Pizza Delivery guy have in common? Both get to smell the goods but neither get to eat it. (A straight rip from /r/funny with my apologies)"
"What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night? A new last name."
"Why are there so many Mike Tysons on my news feed today...? ""May the forth be with you"""
"I periodically tell chemistry jokes But usually there is no reaction. Probably people are just too noble."
"Once there was a man who followed the Mongol hordes so that he could catch and sell the injured after battles. He was a mangled Mongle monger"
"Man comes running in the door at home all excited. ""Honey, pack your bags! I won the lottery"" she asks ""should I pack for the beach or the mountains?"" I don't care. Just get the fuck out."
"What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? DAM!!"
"Seven year old brother hit me with this one Him: How do people look at the internet? Me: How? Him: With their google-y eyes"
"My favorite Jesus is the one who gives musicians MTV Video Music Awards. My second favorite Jesus is my landscaper."