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Joke of the Day
"Why do black people have red eyes after sexual intercourse? Because of the pepper spray."
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"Friendly like talking"
"What do you get when you mix /r/pokemon and /r/gonewild? PP up"
"We should probably stop all the 'Leo never won an Oscar' jokes... ...it's now irrevenant."
"What's Forrest Gump's Password? 1FORREST1"
"You're sweeter than 3.14"
"Local mom loses 190 pounds with this one simple trick! She sold my weight set at the damn garage sale."
"What did the two narwhals say at midnight? Nothing, they just baconed."
"[God making African animals] Screw it. Just put stripes on a horse, make that water lizard really big, and put spots on a really tall deer."
"Women's sports"