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Joke of the Day
"I was told that Microwaves were invisible But I can see mine on my counter. Is mine broken?"
Next Joke
"A study was just published that shark attacks happen most often in water. Now I have to worry about the ones that occur elsewhere."
"Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, ""Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?"" Then I wonder if it knows something I don't."
"They are making gluten free communion wafers now. I guess you eat them because they represent the beach-body of Christ."
"What is 19 cm long, pink and my girlfriend screams when i put it in her mouth? her abortion"
"Why did Bill Cosby go to Japan with a bag of roofies? He had Jello fever!"
"What's the best thing about being born on 9/11/99? You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday."
"Did you guys hear about the funk singer who stubbed his toe? He said ""ow""."
"Why did the cow get an award? For being outstanding in his field. Sorry."
"My penis is a gentleman ... It stands up so ladies have a place to sit down."