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Joke of the Day
"How do the greek separate the men from the boys? With a crow bar."
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"""When I hand-write an entire page it looks like I've had a stroke by paragraph two."""
"Red light : Stop Yellow light : Proceed w/ caution Green light : Wait till everyone hates you then go"
"is Harry potter rasict What's the difference about Harry potter and a jew? Harry made it out of the chambers alive"
"Last night my wife got pissed because I kicked the ice cubes I dropped under the refrigerator. But now it's just water under the fridge."
"I dented my Ford Focus and now it's blurry."
"What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000? Price is right!"
"You're the reason why women earn 75 cents to the dollar."
"""Poop"" is quite possibly the shittiest palindrome in the whole English language."
"What did Anakin see when he walked in on his master unannounced? Obi wankin' Obi"