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Joke of the Day
"What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000? Price is right!"
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"My kids teach frat boys how to trash houses."
"it's been 12 years since Shrek came out, I still can't get over the fact that Donkey had sex with a dragon.."
"As the wise Confucius once said.... If you drop watch in toilet, you have shitty time"
"*rubs lamp* Genie: ""you get three wishes"" Me: ""I wish I wasn't so alone"" Genie: ""k wow I'm like right here"""
"A tap, tap, tapping at my door Knock, knock. *Who's there?* Control freak. *Contro-* (interrupting) Now you say, ""Control freak who?"""
"Perverts have made it so you can't even park your makeshift surveillance van conspicuously outside girls' college diving team meets anymore."
"Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby? He was accused of wreckless driving."
"Two wrongs don't make a right. But 3 lefts do."
"Why is Quicksilver so fast? Because he's Russian"