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Joke of the Day

"is Harry potter rasict What's the difference about Harry potter and a jew? Harry made it out of the chambers alive"

"""The 1st Amendment is a magical shield that protects you from any consequences after publically posting your opinions online."" - idiots"

"Some vampires went to see Dracula. They said ""Drac we want to open a zoo. Have you got any advice?"" ""Yes"" replied Dracula ""have lots of giraffes."""

"How many ears does Leonard Nimoy have? 3. A left ear, a right ear, and the final frontier."

"Two Helium Atoms Are Bonding. HeHe"

"I lost my eldest daughter to suicide. One down, two to go"

"I've got my girlfriend working on her gag reflex... ...I haven't got a big dick or anything, she just throws up when she sees me naked"

"HI I SPIT GUM OUT OF MY CAR ON THE FREEWAY AND IT BLEW BACK IN MY EAR 911: Sir, u need to pull over WHAT 911: Use your other ear, sir WHAT"

"What's another name for a necrophile? A dissexual."

"My friend went swimming in Egypt recently... I said to him 'you do realize your swimming in one of the longest rivers in the world!'. He didn't believe me though, he's in de nile."