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Joke of the Day

"is Harry potter rasict What's the difference about Harry potter and a jew? Harry made it out of the chambers alive"

"*interview* So, why do you want to be a judge? *Imagines myself going work everyday in my robe* ""To fight crime"""

"Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables? Because they're meteor"

"What did the left pussy lip say to the right pussy lip? Girl, we used to be so tight until we let some dick come between us."

"Russia doesn't have a online TV streaming service. It's called Nyet-Flix."

"What's the difference between funny jokes, and the jokes that make always make it big on reddit? Puns. Fuck puns."

"I put Pepsi in my car instead of gas and now it doesn't work so think of that next time you reach for a refreshing soda."

"""Knock, Knock!"" ""Who's there?"" ""The Pilot, let me in!"""

"Jesus one said: ""he who lives by the sword will die by the sword"" Apparently Jesus loved crossfit"

"Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think we give a fuck."