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Joke of the Day

"I saw two priests eating dinner the other day... ... didn't know if I should send them a bottle of wine or an altar boy."

"My friend and I got featured on a listicle. We both think that most listicles are awful attempts to just get ad revenue but hey, at least we're on the same page."

"I read in my girlfriend's diary...... that I have real trust issues!! What a bunch of BS..."

"Why does the letter ""r"" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday? payday vs prayday."

"Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service! "

"The clock was bored of his tick-tock... ...so he changed to a better tack-tick."

"How do you make an octopus laugh? Ten""tickles"""

"God said unto John, ""come forth and receive eternal life..."" But john came fifth and won a toaster. Not original but I love this joke"

"Knock Knock. Who's there? A lazy person. A lazy person who? You guys can fill in the rest for yourselves."

"I keep thinking I'd like for my girlfriend and I to have a threesome But then I think ""I have enough trouble pleasing one woman, let alone some dude too."""