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Joke of the Day

"Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service! "

"What do Germans look at on the internet? Danke memes"

"Apple said they are building a new car. Apple said they are building a new car but they are having trouble installing windows."

"Farmer What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor"

"With all these new apple devices, what's gonna be next? The iPoor"

"Why yes, YouTube, I *did* want to watch part 5 when part 2 ended. How did you know?"

"What dog sweats the most and drinks the most water? A hot-weiler!"

"why did sally fall off the swings she pooped herself"

"Here is an old joke my old man used to tell me There is a 4 year old, 6 year old, 8 year old, 10 year old, and me trying to catch a home run ball. Who gets the ball? Me because fuck them"

"Why do black men make such good husbands? Because they're already used to being whipped."