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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock. Who's there? A lazy person. A lazy person who? You guys can fill in the rest for yourselves."

"I always appreciate a good pun, but never geographical ones There's Norway I'd sink Oslo as that"

"Q: What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime? A: Paddy O'Furniture!"

"I used to steal Mitch Hedberg jokes and try to pass them off as my own. I still do, but I used to too."

"Down in de islands, what do they call de dew in de morning? Daylight come!"

"What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime? Econoclasts."

"What's the difference between a blonde and a washer? When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week."

"If you're American when you enter the bathroom and American when you exit the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? European"

"DOG 911: What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it? DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME??"

"My reaction to jokes where the punchline is [removed] after seeing so many of them [removed]"