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Joke of the Day

"I keep thinking I'd like for my girlfriend and I to have a threesome But then I think ""I have enough trouble pleasing one woman, let alone some dude too."""

"How do you call a cross-dressing father of two? Transparent"

"When is a door not a door? When it's ajar. (oldie but goodie)"

"What do you call Batman who skips Church? Christian *Bale*"

"Good news! I'm not a 30 year old virgin anymore! Happy birthday to me!"

"I'm not saying she's fat... ....But if I had to name 5 of the fattest people I know, She'd be three of them."

"How do you encourage a bartender? ""That's the spirit!"" How do you discourage a bartender? Boos."

"My mom went to go buy a Christmas tree from the store The man behind the counter said ""are you going to put it up yourself?"" Mom says ""no thats terrible, im going to put it in the family room"""

"Knock Knock, Islam Knock Knock Who's there? Allah Allah who? Allah who ackbar!!!! ***BOOM***"

"Why did the bartender put laxatives in a patron's drink? For shits and giggles"