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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about those chicken proof yards? They're impeckable."
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"When does a female deer need money? When she doesn't have a buck."
"What is the difference between a Ferrari and 4 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage"
"I invited a girl back to my house for cocktails. She got excited at the thought but left when I started telling her stories about my rooster."
"It's weird how opposites attract, like red wine & a new shirt"
"What do you get when a short bus gets in a wreck? Mashed potatoes."
"What do pirates of the 21st century wear? An iPadth."
"What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair (credit to my physics teacher's wife)"
"What's the easiest way to get laid? Crawl up a chickens ass and wait."
"When two Lesbians get married. Who pays the shopping bill ?"