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Joke of the Day

"What do pirates of the 21st century wear? An iPadth."

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"If girl is with you - Restaurant Bill If girl is far from you - Mobile bill If girl is separated from you - Than Bar Bill. Moral - No Girl - No Bills!"
"I hear Paris is the bomb this time of year People are just dying to be there"
"I just finished designing a website for an orphanage There isn't a home page"
"Old joke for Halloween. Why do witches not wear panties? For better grip on the broom"
"I bet the hardest thing about being a gangsta rapper is never being able to really enjoy a scone in public."
"The ""This is not an 'I disagree' button"" doesn't work Title. It's like people can't read that sentence."
"Looking for a friend with benefits. Preferably dental."
"Him: Hi Me: I bet you say that to all the girls"
"Why do politians hate the term ""mudslinging""? They don't want to get their hands dirty."