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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a Ferrari and 4 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage"
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"How do you get people to quit smoking? Cut off their lips"
"How does a jew make coffee? Hebrews it"
"I just want to meet a nice girl who hates the same stuff as me."
"A crowd of theater fanatics walk into a bar. They go to the bartender and say, ""One round please."" ""A round of what?"" The bartender asks. ""A round of *applause*!"" They all scream in unison."
"how wide is the universe? how long is a piece of string theory"
"How many men does it take to open a beer? None it should be open when she brings it to you"
"Her: I really want nachos!! Me: *changes name to nachos*"
"in college, i was the third-wheel so many times they called me The Tricycle"
"What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ? It's Christmas Eve !"