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Joke of the Day
"What's the easiest way to get laid? Crawl up a chickens ass and wait."
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"Don't take me camping because if I see a bear, I will hug that bear."
"Gotta hand it to midgets sometimes. You know, cause they can't reach and all."
"What does Patrick Stewart say during tantric sex? ""Make it slow."""
"You can say what you want about pedophiles ...but at least they drive slowly around schools and playgrounds."
"If only there were mosquito nets in Africa... We could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS."
"What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed? Yes but we cantaloupe."
"What did one Redditor say to another? [removed]"