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Joke of the Day
"Why is Hillary running for President? Because it's easier than running from the law."
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"What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked? He couldn't think of anything, and said ""I'll mullet over"""
"what's the best part about being a man? no ."
"I have a solution to procrastination I will tell you tomorrow"
"Why do fat people say they have to start eating right? They've obviously mastered the art of chewing and swallowing."
"Why do all The Hunger Games fans can't even? The odds are ever in their favours."
"im more than just a birth year and a death year so my tombstone will instead be engraved with a handful of random years i remember enjoying"
"Some days the problem is I care too much... Today was not one of those days..."
"Dora the Explorer has taught me just enough Spanish to engage Spanish-speaking people in the worst conversation they've ever had."
"So a finch asks his mother... ""Mom, why does my beak look different than yours?"" She replies, ""Well son, I hate to break it to you, but you're adapted."""