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Joke of the Day

"Why do fat people say they have to start eating right? They've obviously mastered the art of chewing and swallowing."

"Frozen (2013) A young girl spends years in solitude & must plan her parent's funeral alone because her sister is secretly one of the X-Men"

"My friend came crying to me after he crashed his brand new Swedish car But I didn't want to hear his Saab story"

"I finally admitted to my girlfriend, ""I think I struggle with gender issues... ...because whenever I see you girl, I realize I wanna be inside a woman's body."""

"If you love a balloon, set it free. If it comes back to you, it probably wasn't a balloon."

"I was really bad in my school band. So bad they kicked me out and put me on the registered sax offenders list."

"tonight at the bar, ask a woman if you can buy her a drink. If she says yes, hand that lucky lady a Starbucks gift card and walk away"

"Being bitten by a radioactive spider made Peter Parker suddenly fluent in karate & gymnastics...you know, just like a real spider."

"What did little Hitler get for his birthday? His Third Treich."

"What type of jokes do Sikhs hate? Puns"