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Joke of the Day

"Don't worry, husbands. If something should happen to you, your wife already has the next one lined up."

"Having sex while camping is so amazing it's ***In-Tents***"

"If your job ever feels pointless... just remember somebody is the fact checker for Buzz Feed."

"Every time you put on a jean jacket your middle name changes to ""jean jacket"" on your birth certificate."

"I don't like Russian dolls... They're so full of themselves"

"How do pirates get their hair to stand up? Sea-men. My brother told me that"

"Yo Mama's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute."

"Don't cry over spilled milk. And broken eggs. And a violated ham. And-FINE, I'LL LEAVE. This isn't the only grocery store in town, you know."

"I got arrested for breaking into the Chinese restaurant. Don't worry, my attorney said that I'll probably wok."

"Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in."