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Joke of the Day

"Don't worry, husbands. If something should happen to you, your wife already has the next one lined up."

"What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home? Get in the Karma."

"TIL: To never trust a fart."

"Remember when you were at a friend's house & their folks fought & you didn't know where to look? It's how I get when Glee does a rap song..."

"What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on? Vacation."

"""We don't serve time travelers..!"" A time traveler walks into a bar"

"What is the most said band name during the holidays? U2"

"How do deaf mathematicians communicate? Through sine language."

"Did you know that Rosa Parks died because... She refused to get in the back of an ambulance"

"Oh good, I've made this mistake before so I know what to expect."